Let’s hear (or read) your opinion on this –
It happened in a home of four (4) at Christmas, while you were eating your “KITCHEN” Oh! Sorry, “CHICKEN”. Lolz! like emoticon
They actually bought a fowl just like any other person in the
neighbourhood –a gigantic one at that! You know normally, the woman
would wake up early in order to meet up with domestic demands. So
“Martha” had been working while “Jonah” was still sleeping, including
the kids; when the whole house woke up, “Martha”
was still going about her “ministry”. Then as “abnormally” usual (for
some men), “Daddy” sat in the living room, watching…
can’t-remember-what, while the woman was busy in the kitchen, preparing
Christmas menu for the family and a few visitors who are likely to show
up that day.
Suddenly, we heard a call from the “chicken”… Oh! From the “kitchen” rather (lol)
“Baby, is the chicken ready now?”
And Baby replied, “Chicken?” “What chicken is that?” “Oh Sweetheart… I
thought you had done that already! Haven’t you killed the chicken?”
“Who?” came “Sweetheart’s” voice from the kitchen, “How could you expect
me to do that now…? You know I’ve been very busy with so many things!
Okay, just help us with the chicken, please, dear.”
But “dear” answered grumbling, “Noooo, I’m not killing any chicken o! If you can’t kill it by yourself, just forget it!”
“What?” *temperature rising* “What do you mean you can’t kill the
chicken?” (walking out from the kitchen) “I’ve been busy, working
–cleaning, washing, cooking… long before you woke up and now, you tell
me you can’t kill the chicken because of what I don’t know? Tell me, do
you want me to kill myself working?! Or you want to kill me?! Please,
just stop that joke, baby; if it’s a joke! Ah!” grumbling as she turned
to return to the kitchen but her husband’s response called her back.
“I’m serious o! I’m not killing any chicken and nothing, nobody can
move me from here! If you can’t kill it, leave it!” (Really? I’m sure he
didn’t mean that!)
“Oh! Is that your decision? “That’s okay. There
is no need to fight over this on a Christmas morning. But if you can’t
kill that thing out there, read my lips, we’re all going to eat the stew
without chicken, meat, fish or nothing! And I mean just that!” declared
the woman.
“Just excuse me…” as he rose up to leave the house, “If
you like kill it; if you like leave it! That’s your headache! Nonsense!”
He slammed the door behind him!” (leaving his wife dumbfounded) You can
predict the end of the story...
(sigh) The words aren’t coming now… But the question is here! wink emoticon
“WHO SHOULD KILL THE CHICKEN?”
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