Thursday, 27 February 2014

"... he couldn’t stay 10 seconds... without touching his manhood."

Hello, friends!
Here is a #story I received from a #woman –

“Recently, I attended an #occasion with one of my #friends who also came along with her #son. The #boy should be in his late #teens. But I observed something very #disgusting about the boy, he couldn’t stay 10 #seconds; note, not #minutes, “seconds”; he couldn’t stay 10 seconds without #touching his #manhood. You think that’s an #exaggeration? Believe me, that’s even an #understatement! His #fingers were always there, #fiddling with it, almost every second (you know what I’m talking about). Suddenly I became #irritated and I asked her in #Yoruba #language,
‘Ki ni gbogbo eleyi gan an?’ (What’s the #meaning of this?)
The woman replied, ‘E wa gba mi! O ya mi lenu o!’ (Please, help me! I’m #surprised!)
Then she #continued, ‘I can’t #understand what has happened to my boy. I observed this new #habit after he returned from #school a few days ago. He attends a #boarding school. I don’t know who got my son into this #mess and in fact, you’d hate the #sight when he’s #sleeping. Presently, I think I’m #confused because I don’t even know where to start from.’
I saw deep #distress in her eyes when she spoke. But I was #blank? I didn’t know what to say? Can you help me out, please?”

What do you #suggest, friends?